Good Thing I Asked

I asked my iPod some deep life questions (in 'Shuffle' mode) and here's how it responded. I was humored.

How am I feeling today? Bridge Over Troubled Water—Simon & Garfunkel
Will I get far in life? When You Say Nothing At All—Alison Krauss
How do my friends see me? Happy Girl—Martina McBride
Where will I get Married? Way Down South—Josh Turner
What is my best friend's theme song? Indiana—Jon McLaughlin
What is the story of my life? It Ain’t Me Babe—Johnny Cash
What was high school like? Gravity—John Mayer
How is today going to be? Damn—Matchbox Twenty
How can I get ahead in life? Spit On A Stranger—Nickel Creek
What is the best thing about me? Missundaztood—Pink
What is in store for this weekend? Stolen Car—Patti Griffin
What Song Describes My Parents? Dangerously In Love—Beyonce
My grandparents? The Bad Actress—Josh Ritter
How is my life going? Walking On Sunshine—Jennifer Lopez
What song will they play at my funeral? Help Me—Joni Mitchell
How does the world see me? Sweet Pea—Amos Lee
Will I have a happy life? Headed in the Right Direction—India Arie
Do people secretly lust after me? Battle—Colbie Calliat
How can I make myself happy? My Stupid Mouth—John Mayer
What should I do with my life? Come Together--Beatles
Will I ever have children? Speechless--Beyonce
What is some good advice for me? Alcohol—Brad Paisley
What is my signature dancing song? Dirty Girl--Eels
What do I think my current theme song is? Chasing Pavements--Adele
What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Flake—Jack Johnson
What type of men do you like? Wicked Soldier--Tonic