Broke: Updated

In the last two weeks:
- lawn mower
- leaf blower
- printer
- dead car battery
- 4 flat tires
- stereo receiver
- car side mirror
- power steering

AND

- cell phone
- garage door
- iPod
- freezer
- laptop
- water hose
- coffee table
- bedroom lamp
- office door hinge
- hallway door hinge

I'm sure I could think of more things if I tried.
This is why we take vacations. To run away from life falling apart.